Fings wot I see

By dominic

Gala

Went to a terrible gala, the were loud noises, horrible tacky fairground rides and normal people. 
I found it stressful, Faelan thought it was good. He got to go on the rides for free because nobody says no to Faelan, or at least not to Ruby when she’s Lioness’ing and then had his first ever ride on a pony. He killed it.

N.B. I do of course mean he did exceptionally well, not that he murdered the tiny pony…


N.B. I’m being plagued by flies, literally as soon as I step outside they swarm me, Ruby says it’s because I’m actually the devil.

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