Full of slush, will not shush

Anyone spending five minutes in his company will reach one conclusion very quickly: George can talk. A lot.

And fuelled by his favourite tipple he goes into overdrive.

I wish I could remember more of what he says, but today's choice snippet was about the framed rugby shirts hanging in the bar at Hallhill.

"Dad? See those shirts on the wall? They are in case any of the rugby mans get their shirt dirty." Really, George? "Yes. Mum told me."

So that's who's been filling his head with nonsense...