Rules of the House: Sleeping Arrangements

1. The Visiting Jack Russells shall both occupy the bed of the Resident Lurcher, always ensuring space is left for a further Jack Russell in case one should be passing.

2. The Resident Lurcher shall occupy the bed of one of the Visiting Jack Russells, always endeavouring to give the impression that he is supremely comfortable despite the fact that only approximately two thirds of him fits in it.