Idiotology - It's an art, but not a beautiful one.

Similar to Rats, statistics shows you'll only be a few feet away from an Idiot when in London.

I am surrounded by Idiots, it's silly. So I have this sign on my desk to remind people of my feelings.

Take this example.
Idiot1 - Have u tested all of our processes?
Me - Which processes are those?
Idiot1 - I do not know what we do.
Me - I really need something to work on here!

You could almost hear the rest of the people on the conference call giggling away. I was in fact being quite serious, yet trying not to blurt out "IDIOT!!"