Dolly daydream

Popped in to see Dolly. She’s been admitted yet again: Her phone needs surgically removing from her hands.
I asked her what happened and she said it all started when she had a mental breakdown and decided to join Extinction Rebellion. She glued her phone to her hands. I said I thought you were supposed to glue yourself to something, not something to yourself. She said gluing herself to her phone was a metaphor for gluing herself to the whole world. I said ok fair enough.
What she didn’t realise is that since her whole body implant, and with all this catastrophic heat we’re having, the glue has chemically fused herself to the phone.
And still she smiles.