Ex-Reality Star Gets A Call From Their Agent

At the meeting, yes of course
your ideas will be floated…
I’ll keep you posted.

Naturally I’ll demand a documentary
and request that your bio be ghosted…
I’ll keep you posted.

I’ll definitely charm the critics.
We want your work toasted not roasted…
I’ll keep you posted.

Only A-list celebs at the ceremony, certainly,
and Norton or Ross to host it…
I’ll keep you posted.

But I will have to see what the money men say.
Everything has to be costed…
I’ll keep you posted.

And while on the subject of money,
I require a cheque. Noted?
Please ensure one gets posted.


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