You’ll have had your tea....

dinner at friends’ house can be unexpectedly complicated, if they:

1. Work in the drinks industry and have an over-sufficiency of wines and spirits
2. Are dairy and gluten intolerant

but it’s a big French company which doesn’t do beer, and I’m a resourceful critter!

(What would Hamish & Dougal think? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kNMskY1EhFM )