Amputation!

This sad unicorn has had an amputation, and we're finding bits of unicorn glitter everywhere!
More ironing, mowed the weeds, walked Elvis and helped round up Linda's horses who had escaped, did washing, talked to the guests about where to eat out when you are a family of nine, and who include vegetarians, vegans, coeliacs, people who won't eat oysters, and fussy teenagers, and then I drank wine. That was my day!