Ice-Cream Terrorises Small Town

After yesterday's Mango Monster with the Mick Jagger lips - another food blip.

There's a great award-winning ice-cream shop in town which offers new flavours made in-house each day. Today's selection included raspberry sorbet, cinnamon and ginger, watermelon and mint sorbet, goat milk chocolate, lemon sorbet, lychee and chocolate, blood orange sorbet - but I found the cherry ripe a bit disturbing. It looks as if it has a life of its own, rising from the deep and growing into a giant sundae destined to stalk the town streets and devour the inhabitants.

If you don't hear from me again - you'll know what happened ...