Farmaticus

By TBay

The White Party.

Oh what a lazy day!

It was fabulous weather and as a result of the very hot conditions I did as little as possible!

By 3:30 the whole of the Tbay clan , apart from Miss Tbay, headed for a party thrown by a friend who was celebrating the finish of his lovely barn conversion .

Ross , the owner, worked for us a few years ago and now jointly owns Country Haylage. How he managed to get planning permission goodnesses only knows but he does have the luck of the Irish! And what a party he threw! We all had to wear white and most people did which was fun. We were entertained by a Jazz Band in the afternoon and another Band in the evening. The alcohol flowed and the food was superb!

The Tbay clan all enjoyed themselves very much indeed! Miss Tbay had fomo (fear of missing out!) , or so the others said, but as she is in France I bet she was having a great time too!

I was designated driver, so no drink for me, but then again I didn’t have a hangover this morning! However trying to round up the clan was rather like herding cats or knitting spaghetti! It goes something like this.

You get one or even two of the party and tell them you need to go now so stay where they are and you will find the other four. You find another of the party and guide back to spot you left first two who are not there anymore. Undaunted you instruct this member of party to stay here while you look for others and escapees. Then find Mr Tbay instruct to search for missing 5 of party. He then disappears. You find two rather tiddly girls and guide to marshalling point. No one there. Grrrrrr. Start process again!!

Eventually you gather all together. One then announces they need to go for a wee! Another needs a cigarette. A third needs to finish their drink! Finally you load all six into car. Phew!!

Good night had by all.

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