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By MildlyOffensive


Family portrait

"Back in '68, when I was sweeping up hair in that barbershop, I had this mental picture of the family that, if I was lucky enough, one day I would end up with: perfect wife, perfect kids. Guess what - I didn't get any of that. Wound up with this sorry bunch. And I'm thankful for that every day." - (Modern Family, S1xE24)

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