George 'n Harry

By George_n_Harry

Nine Tenths

That's what the law is.  Which is entirely why I have a biscuit clenched between my teeth.  So long as I am holding it, no-one else can get it.  The mistake is to put it down and forget about it.  In which case that sneaky little one-tenth creeps up and becomes nine-tenths.

It's so complicated being me.  You have no idea.

Hey, you'll never guess.  THEY completely forgotted our birthdays which was last Saturday and we was THREE YEARS OLD.  That's our 21st birthday in dog terms.  And THEY forgotted.  I mean how could they.  We was expecting a birthday cake, and candles and a key (not sure what that would have been for, but apparently it's tradition). 

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