Billy No Mates
It was one of those lovely days in Cabot Square at Canary Wharf, when everyone was out in the sun, watching the golf on the big screen and getting lunch from the pop-up food stalls.
Then I saw Billy No Mates sitting there all on his own.
Then I wondered what Jeremy Corbyn was doing sitting in Canary Wharf, but possibly explained why he was on his own.
But maybe I was just imagining the whole thing.