It was HUGE....

So. 

The Gyle is a fun place to get to. The bus takes an hour. The train takes fifteen minutes but is a twenty minute walk away. The Tram takes twenty minutes and is a twenty minute walk away. 

Bus is cheapest, tram next, train most expensive. 

Bus stops every three minutes, tram stops seven times, train stops once - at the stop I want.....

This is beginning to sound like a maths question. 

And just to make things really interesting this specimen lives immediately outside the office. 

Oh, and the Debtors and Creditors Report (a crucial part of my new job) is mis-formatted, the date pulls as text, which means if you put it date order you get August at the top not January. Hmmmmm.