Life in Newburgh on Ythan

By Talpa

The State of the Nation

Breaking News. The UK Border Force boat is in Peterhead Harbour and a man in a boiler suit is probing its innards. Are we now totally defenceless as well as Parliament-less? We should be told!

Extra. Meanwhile in Newburgh-on-Ythan the village childminders have constructed a splendid  Fairy Village in the woodland. Early this morning I was pleased to see that a couple of the local fairies were flying around and inspecting the properties. I guess that they will be moving in very soon.

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