You can't beat the British Legion

You get the reformed ABBA, and a pint of lager for only £2.50! Wait a minute, I'll just get my specs. So it's £60 for a couple to see ABBA, but you get a two course meal, and the beer is still £2.50 a pint. Beezer! They're not the real ABBA, you say?  Ach, who cares!