Renegade RV

There's a legend in these parts about an RV that's gone feral. It was tame at one time and some say you could even drive it, that it was owned by a nice retired couple who took it to visit their grandchildren and tailgating at Illini games. But one day it just went wild and roams these woods, sucking the fuel from unwary ATV's and snowmobilers. Sometimes late at night I hear the forlorn sound of its horn, "Ah-OO-Gah!"