Jessica...

Our little girl has a bit of a problem...
She is obsessed with squirrel :/
All squirrel in the yard (her yard) must be monitored and accounted for 24/7.
No fighting amongst squirrel is allowed.
No mating.
No running.
For heaven's sake don't even think of begging for a peanut at the window.
All squirrel 'misbehavior' will be met with vicious barking, growling, and glares from behind the glass windows.
I might add that raccoon, opossum, skunk, flying squirrel, birds, deer, fox, coyote, and cats are monitored strictly too.
... and God help you if you are 'bad guy' after Mommy :)
Jessica takes her security detail very seriously ;)