The Two Heided Man.
I thought this would be perfect for Silly Saturday. Its a pub in Glasgow which celebrates the late Matt McGinn.
For anyone not from this part of the world I don't think I'd know where to start explaining it all. Well I could maybe start by saying that 'heided' means 'headed'. But you probably worked that one out already.
My favourite of Matt's works was actually 'The Big Effen Bee' but let's not go there!