Mono Monday: Lines

Well, I suppose it was to be expected.  Put Chantler63, an ex English Teacher, in charge of Mono Monday and what does she do?  She gives you Lines.  Well, I've done mine, and here they are.  Can I go now please Miss?

It's funny actually; it must be well over 50 years since I was last given Lines but old habits die hard.  Now, where's that cane and slipper?