a refreshing symbol of purity for halloween

the Radish feels that the unicorn is his spirit animal.  
and i agree with him in part. unicorns are said to be quite enamoured of themselves (TICK), and fall prey to vanity (TICK).  there is no scientific evidence that unicorns emit glitter or rainbows from their bottoms,  and this is true of the Radish too (TICK).

unicorns are said to be powerful & feral, thwarting all efforts to capture them (TICK). only through guile can the unicorn be tamed or taken.  also true of the Radish (TICK), this requires setting a trap for the furry one, and the cooperation of a virgin. alas we have no virgins to hand, which accounts for Radish's wayward ramblings.