What would Mario do?

Well, if his gaming alter ego is anything to go by he'll eat mushrooms and flowers to gain "magic powers"... yeah, right!

Was always worried that the Italian Plumber was a bad example to kids... and as for that Princess of his, what a tease! Always getting capture just before, well you know, and expecting him to come to her rescue...

And she doesn't even have the courtesy to stay captured in the first castle Mario visits. Modern women...