Games people play

evening all,

I have invented a new game.

It's called Ikea Chess, the rule of which are simple.

You move your pieces around the board until you find a slot that fits the piece.

If it fits correctly you must immediately discard that piece under a piece of cardboard and then forget about it till you no longer need it or care for it.

If it doesn't fit then you must hit it with a hammer repeatedly until it is forced into the hole and splits the board.

If you repeat this process six times in a row you are a winner, and get to claim a prize of broken furniture.

yay!

night all


Alan Parsons Project