My present

SO this is what I've bought myself as an early Christmas present. It's a stand mixer, you'll notice the join on the stand which is where the head hinges back to allow the mahoosive stainless steel bowl to be moved into place or removed. This bad boy will be helping me to make bread next week - I don't think I need any more this week (but I might have to make some anyway so that I can crank this beauty up. The colour is called Starry Night and so I keep singing "They would not listen, they're not listening still - perhaps they never will".