Monkey was not impressed

Q - "What's big, red and sticky?"
A - An inside out elephant.

Well, I think it is funny, but Monkey decided he would take so much disliking he shoved his hand down his throat and tried to rip out his insides.

He survived, but is not apologising for his actions. I am sure another 30 mins in the tumble dryer will help him see his wrong-doing.