The Conveyor Belt of Destiny

And we are all on it. Why does it always happen when (on the very few ocassions) I shop,
the checkout operator always has to call the manager? It is invariably because the bar code is always incorrect on the Snowy Owls.

I am going to watch tonight's 'Big Debate Live' which will pitch tricky questions to a panel of: a doormat, a nutmeg grater, a Tunnocks' Tea Cake and a tub of putty.

Nothing will change.

Now, where's my inflatable Laura Kuenssberg (patched) ?