In a land far far away...

...beyond the Badlands, through the Forests of Eternal Brexit and across the Seas of Despair there lies the realm of Utter Dreich. A withered desolate place ruled by the evil Prince of Hanky Panky, a land where the population has abandoned all hope of finding a decent politician.

Here lives a happy wee dog called Murdo. He is no ordinary dog, he possesses a super power. He can make sausages disappear!