Would you vote for him!

We visited Willows Animal Sanctuary this morning and we saw this beauty.
He is called Boris and you can read about him in the extra.
This Boris does not cheat and tell lies
This Boris does not make offensive remarks about people of different religions and race
This Boris does not keep repeating “Get Brexit Done” every five minutes.
This Boris is not an arrogant, self-centred and self-promoting oaf.
However, this Boris has also said “neigh” to an interview with Andrew Neil!