The problem with not being assiduous in one's blipping is that one becomes blipping moribund in ones blipping descriptions.
Most children would probably rebel about being made to wear clothes that make them look like a Sherbert Fountain, but not Ottawacker Jr. (I just saw that the sherbert fountains in that link cost £1.99. £1.99? How the hell did that happen? How do people in England even begin to afford to live?)
This latest offering from the Liverpool F.C. shite goalkeeping wear range means I can safely let him out after dark, on his bike, on a busy road, probably in the fog.
But he loves it. And he's had it on since Christmas Eve (including to sleep in), so who am I to argue.
And it is far from the worst they've put out.