Shower

This is my shower.

This is my shower which has been dripping for the past 1,000 years.

This is my shower which is no longer dripping, because I called the manufacturer and they sent one of their guys out.

He told me that it had been dripping because the plumber who installed it didn't fit the filters he should have done.

Who didn't even think that he should have fitted filters when he told me that it was probably dripping because a bit of 'dirt' had got in to the shower head.

So now the filters have been installed, the shower is no longer dripping, and the plumber will never set foot in my house again!