An Irish Solution To An Irish Problem...

In most countries, after a year of the indoor water feature at Pearse Station, someone would get a ladder/tall bloke to stand on shoulders/cherrypicker and go up and unblock the bloody gutter. We invent "bin condoms"! I'm not sure whether the intention is to keep the contents in, or the rain out... Either way, the big hole in one side won't help it much!

Anyway - for the non-Irish among you - the title is a phrase made famous by gun-runner, tax dodger, corrupt lying scrote, cuckolder and sometime politician C. J. Haughey during the great Condom Debates of 1979... His solution being to let people bring their wedding certificate to their doctor, who might eject them as deranged perverts or give them a prescription to be discussed by the village pharmacist with every gossip in a 10 mile radius.