The Clachnaharry Signal Box
It sports the colours of our family football team, Queen's Park, who are currently 0-4 down to Kilmarnock in the Scottish Cup with forty minutes to play. I think we might just pin them back. Or not. Perhaps I should start up a Clachnaharry team. We could call them Clachnaharry Cornucopia. ("Give us a 'C.' Aw, forget it.") This is the sum of my wisdom.