The only use . . .
. . . for the Daily Telegraph. I had to replace the door seals on my wood-burning stove today, and a DT scavenged from a recycling bin outside an Officers' Mess was very useful. The seal replacement was pretty easy, despite the two-door configuration (so one part of the seal has to be on the other side of one of the doors) and I managed to do it without making a mess.
And then I cleaned the glass, using the water and ash method.
Hurrah! A job done, feeling heroic :-)