I say run. It was like a tough mudda. Character building they call it.
This guy ran past me and I said ‘you’ve got to laugh!’
He said ‘pardon?’
I said ‘you’ve got to laugh!’
He said, ‘oh, yea. Thing is I sent my hearing aid off last week to be mended. I’ve not heard anything since!’
This really happened. Bloody Parkrun. Priceless.