No bog roll?
Seriously! Is this really the most important thing to bulk buy when there’s a chance if everyone getting a dose of flu?
Never mind food and clean water. There seems to be no shortage of cleaning fluids, cold remedy tablets, disinfectant and soap - but I guess these items must be less important to the general public at large!
I overheard the staff stacking shelves in the next isle:
"Why's everyone panic buying toilet roll? Bit daft. Wouldn't it be better to buy food?"
"Yeah, I would buy cans of beans and stuff!"
"I'd rather stockpile bottles of whisky!"
"Yeah, great idea!" - they all laugh.