Orcadian's Accordions

How did this happen?  Right under my nose.  The Current Mrs. Creel is running the government’s fast breeder accordion proliferation programme.  The 3 a.m. wheezing noises I’ve been hearing, in fevered dreams, are now explained.

For those of a nervous disposition I have omitted my kazoo from this pic.

I think CMC is defrosting a ceilidh for tea.

Nae reel.  Or Jig.