Unpleasant Night

We woke up at three o’clock by sounds of somebody trying to break in. He had taken out one window pane and opened the window. When he realized he could not get in despite all that work (because of the invisible burgler bars), he peed on our herb garden and left two huge piles of poop on the path. He also tried to open the door to the shed, but only managed to damage the lock.
But it looked as if he had taken a nap before all that, because of the arrangement in the photo.
We called the security company, who called the police, but he was gone by the time they arrived. We did not sleep the rest of the night.
We bought razor wire and put it up on the only place where somebody could climb over. I also had to board up the window with wood, glass could not be bought on a Saturday....