Sabu being socially distant

Sabu: You again

Me: Yes

Sabu: ((silence)

Me: Sabu what is wrong?

Sabu: (silence)

Me: come on talk to me

Sabu: Honestly you humans I am being socially distant. Leave me in peace. Now I have to start all over again.

Me: Sorry.

Sabu: Just be more cat be distant, aloof and wash all the time.

Me ok good advice. But one question.

Sabu: If you must.

Me: Do I need to practice social distancing when I am feeding you?

Sabu: Now you are just being ridiculous.

Me: Would you like a treat?

Sabu: Still being socially distant but ok leave it at my feet.