Allotment time

Up early and nearly blow myself up over the allotment. So what are the golden rules of having a bonfire?

1. Don’t pour Petrol on a lighted bone fire.
2. When the flame reaches the petrol can FULL of petrol don’t put it near your face and blow the flame out.
3. Throw it as far as you can (making sure you don’t hit a shed on route).
4. RUN LIKE HELL behind a shed.
5 Pray.