Just leave it there
I saw this car some weeks ago, "parked" more towards the top of the hill. At that time the back seat side window was only gone, nothing taped over it.
Today the same car was in the middle of a meadow with new grass. Abandoned there for some reason. Whether the attempt to move the car away failed (perhaps a steering wheel lock?), or the deed of a "bad boy" (read: whelp), I don't know.
At least the car will not remain there long, that's for sure!