Home delivery

Really excited about what has just arrived in the post!
Social isolation and working from home is getting me down so ordered  a bag of Mexican brown heroin from the dark web to cheer me up.
I hope you don't believe what I have just written?
I am actually loving working from home and not seeing anyone and what I am holding is worth more than gold, it is yeast, yes I managed to score a bag of bread yeast on ebay so will be baking a loaf tomorrow. Decent bread here we come.