The Performer

"My name is Pearl,
and I am a girl squirrel.
I keep my tail in a curl...
I never let it unfurl,
and you won't see me do a squirrel twirl."

"Where am I going? 
This girl squirrel named Pearl is on her way to see Earl or Merle.
I can't decide which."

What's wrong with this tale? Don't look too close, but this MAY be a male. But, why let facts get in the way of a good story?