The oak tree in my garden

Okay, it's my fantasy garden as I don't have a real one. This is the view I get from my bench. (See also extra photo.) Of course it's not really my bench, but I have claimed it, and the oak tree too. If you have a garden, you probably have somewhere nice to sit. All I want is equality. So I sat there for a while today, feeling a bit self-conscious, and  not brave enough to get out one of my bottles of beer. I've decided to paint my bench, once I can figure out how to buy paint. I will adhere to it's dark brown colour scheme as I am not trying to personalise it.