Lessons in catfullness

Sabu: which part of stop taking pictures mid contemplation do you not get?

Me: sorry Sabu but you are so handsome I wanted to share your beauty with the world.

Sabu: I am too busy at the moment

Me: my deepest apologies

Sabu: Now back away bowing and remove yourself I need to get back to my thoughts

Me: ok is there anything you might like to make up for the interruption?

Sabu: the kitten’s breakfast would be nice.

Me: Sabu it is for the kitten.

Sabu: your point is?

Me: you already ate some

Sabu: yes and that is why I would like some more. Besides it is caturday so you should be spoiling me.

Me: I thought every day was caturday.

Sabu: Precisely. This is the art of catfullness.