The Little Lyle Files

By kevinwatters

Is it wrong?

We are experiencing something that has never happened in our house - ever.

This is a photograph of a box of Maltesers with some of the delicious chocolatey treats contained therein.

"Big deal! So what?" I hear you say. But you don't understand. This box was opened before Christmas. Yes you read that right, before Christmas.

A box of Maltesers rarely sees the day after it is opened in this house and yet this one has lasted so long that the chocolate has no longer got the glossy shine.

The problem is that this one belongs to Alex, and there is a corresponding one owned by Becky with even more in it. Is it wrong therefore to eat your kids' stash of chocolate? I mean, they're not exactly committed to the cause are they.

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