Event of the day

The red car ran into the very expensive posh car (no damage - pretty sure...), because the new owner of the red car made a fundamental gear-selection error while attempting to reverse out of his parking spot.
One of the young men in the beer garden across the road went over and kindly reversed the red car into a position from which it could be driven away in a forwards-only direction.
The owner resumed the driving seat and, after coming very close to manifesting a repeat performance, finally managed to depart the scene.
By this time, everybody in the beer garden was hanging over the fence, watching with rapt attention.

The entertainment around here is just non-stop!