Demons Out!

Lot's of scarecrows appearing in the neighbourhood - some of them frankly terrifying. My daughter says I'm overthinking it ("it's just people finding something to do...") but I'm sensing a strong undercurrent of pagan ritual, atavistic resurgence. People are basically putting out golems to scare off the virus. There's a lot of rainbows of hope out there but I'm planning something with horns and massive teeth, squatting on my gate and holding a sign reading "OUT DEMON PLAGUE!!!" Should go down well with the neighbours...