The Field

It’s no fun weeding in a 45-mph wind fae the nor’ west so I went into the sheeps hoose and cut some wood.  Scuffled in the tunnel.  The Current Mrs Creel played the piano, then the accordion.  That is why I was in the sheeps hoose.  She then did some cross stitch.  I didn’t join in.

Being nonplussed I phoned Myrtle - without a reply.  I phoned Davey, in Birsay, without a reply.  I phoned Reginald in Forres and he gave me an in-depth Moray update; the highlight of which is the news that his neighbour Jimmy (82) has a new ‘fancy woman’.  And good luck to them.  It was also Desdemona’s birthday.

There’ll be a new cake next week.