Clark Griswold Vacation Quotes

 
“This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. You’re gonna have fun, and I’m gonna have fun… We’re all gonna have so much f***ing fun we’re gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!”
 
Clark’s meltdown as the family approaches Wally World in the first Vacation
 
 
“Oh, God – the dog wet on the picnic basket!”
 
Clark’s flirtation with Christie Brinkley gets cut abruptly short when the sandwich he’s eating is revealed to be urine-soaked.