The Work Vs Shirk balance ...

Q: Whats a chap to do when he is in pin stripes but he wants to be in walking boots?

Q: Whats a chap to do when he has back to back meetings but longs to be on the moors?

Q: Whats a chap to do when all he sees looking exasperatedly skywards in a meeting is another clients office ceiling?

A: Light a fag, Turn off the phone, get up on a roof and take in some mancunian big sky :)

ps added bonus when he then has an al fresco pee that makes its own magical little rainbow in the sunlight